Inescapable Truth

One may ask that with that ails this world, why would someone intentionally go out and add yet another seemingly depressing site to an already bloated media, crammed with degenerate sex and endless commercial lures? Because my dear friends, I have taken it upon myself to become an agent of truth. We believe what an insidious higher social and political order wishes for us to believe. We base our identities on mutable principles and shifting philosophies. And, much like the frail human body that cannot exist in the brutal reaches of space, nor can the human mind exist outside of necessary ideological constructs. We suck eagerly at the teat of lies keeping us comfortable and safe, we suck at them until the tit turns purple and prunes, unable to keep up with the pace of our ravenous appetites. This rapacious engorgement has led to an inevitable decline in the quality and believability of certain common lies as well as the decreasing potency of the mass opiate known as “Hollywood”, allowing pieces of the sinister understructure to poke through. People have always had a fascination with the idea of being controlled in such a way that we don’t even know we are being so led. Many brave and hardy souls have lain the ultimate sacrifice on the altar of truth in search of the source of this fascination, but every time they have produced something of merit, they are either conveniently “disappeared” or are slain in highly suspicious “accidents”. A good example of this is the movie “They Live”. Did you know that this was no science fiction romp but a true story? That’s right. The proof is in the construction of the film.

Consider: Why is it that parts of the movie are out of synch or seem disjointed? The movie was not shot as an entertainment piece, but as a documentary, with many sequences actually consisting of stock footage. Why are there so many scenes of Roddy Piper where he doesn’t even seem to be trying to act? Again, this movie was a documentary filled in with later studio-shot footage to fill in any gaps and paint a more complete picture as a vehicle of truth. Roddy didn’t seem to act because what he was going through was real! Every moment of terror, every realization that something was amiss was being captured with a live camera. Do you think someone would let their car window get smashed? I don’t think so. That guy was pissed, and that was a real fight. Oh come on, I’ve seen Roddy Piper in other movies, how could he do that if this one was real? And what about the director and crew? No, you “come on”, jerk. Every film Mr. Piper starred in was completed before T.L. aired. Ask yourself, do you see him in any films or shows anymore? No way. He’s already been recycled into breakfast cereal. As for the crew, according to the police report, they were all found in a mutilated state. One detective was quoted as saying “it looked as though they were turned inside out”. Apparently no autopsy was performed because the coroner’s truck was mistakenly rerouted to a pepperoni factory and they were never seen again. Unless you think there was a runaway thresher on the loose that night (highly unlikely), the culprits are fairly obvious. So much for your point of view.

When I found this information out, I slept with a crucifix for weeks. Then I remembered aliens aren’t afraid of crucifixes, except for those ones that shoot acid. But then, I suppose everyone would be afraid of an acid-shooting crucifix…